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渣自翻 夏洛克婚礼致辞

昨天又把第三季翻出来刷了一遍,闲着无聊自己又翻译了一遍夏洛克的婚礼致辞。英语渣,翻译渣

   John,我恐怕难以祝贺你。所有的情感,特别是爱,都与我最为推崇的纯粹而冰冷的理性相对立。婚礼。在这个病态而道德丧尽的社会上,一个婚礼就是一场有关虚伪与欺骗、华而不实与徒有其表的庆典。它不过是在庆祝感性压倒理性,意气用事盖过深思熟虑。今天,我们正是在给予宣告死亡的蛀虫以荣耀,而它将毫不犹豫地敲响社会和人类的丧钟。不过不论如何,我们来谈谈John吧。

    倘若有一天我决定在自己的冒险行程中负担一个助手,那绝不是由于脆弱的感情或者心血来潮,而是由于他自己所拥有的无数优秀品质。当然,由于对我的仰慕,它们常常被他本人忽视。事实上,就如同新娘总是选择姿色平庸的伴娘衬托,各位所见的我敏锐的观察力也不过是由于John无私奉献了强烈对比而显得格外突出。如果上帝不是为了给那些只知道家庭的蠢货创造就业机会而设计的荒唐幻想,那么强烈的对比,一直是他表现自己造物之美的手段。

    我想说的,其实只是我才是那个最令人讨厌、最无礼的傻瓜。对所有人而言,遇见像我这样的人渣都是一场灾难。我唾弃善意、不了解美也不懂幸福。我从未期待过有谁会把我作为他最好的朋友,因此我不能理解我会被邀请作为伴郎出席婚礼,也更不敢想我会是我有幸遇见的最勇敢、最善良、最睿智的人的挚友。

    John,我是个荒谬的人,只是被你你温暖而坚贞的友情救赎。但是即使这样,作为你最好的朋友站在这里,我也还是不能为你的婚礼祝福你。也许现在可以。

    Mary,当我说你配得上这个男人,这是我所能给出的最高赞誉。

    John,你经历了战争,受过伤痛和沉重的损失。我再次为你感到遗憾,但是你要知道,今天你坐在两个世界上最爱你的人,你的妻子和被你拯救的人中间。我知道Mary也会和我一样对你说,我们将用一生来像你证明,我们永远不会离开你。

英文原文:

I'm afraid John, I can’t congratulate you. All emotions and in particular love, stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things. A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious

and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world. Today we honor the deathwatch beetle that is the doom of our society and in time one feels certain our entire species. But anyway, let’s talk about John.

  If I burden myself with a little helpmate during my adventures, this is not out of sentiment or caprice, it is that he has many fine qualities of his own, that he has overlooked in his obsession with me. Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes in turn, From the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides. It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favor exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day. There is a certain analogy there, I feel, and contrast is, after all,God’s own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation. Or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.

  The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be Best Man. It is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

  John, I am ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But as I am apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion. Actually, now I can.

  Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.

  John, you have endured war and injury and tragic loss, so sorry again about that last one, so know this-today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved. In short, the two people who love you most in all this world, and I know I speak for Mary as well when I say, we will never let you down. And we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.



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